Zombies, zombies, zombies

I’m tired of zombies. I’m tired of the idea that the world will be literary eaten by zombies. Ok, it’s a great idea, and a great genre in fiction, but do you really think we are so stupid that some undead can kill our civilization? I think we are smarter and we could solve an eventual zombie apocalypse being a little bit creative. Here you have 3 ideas:

1. Motor Oil: Have you think about that? Surely no, because no author has tried it yet. It is simple: get a barrel of motor oil from the closer gas station and put in in the floor (ideal concrete) surrounding your base. Wait for the zombies wave and watch them walking over the slippery floor. They’ll never reach you, no matter how hard they’ll try. This should work amazingly with a ramp
2. Bows and crossbows: Bullets and gun powder do not grow on trees. Bolts and arrows do. Get a nice bow, or a crossbow, and a near forest and you will have enough ammo for a couple years.
3. Run to the hills: Forget about the city with their supermarkets, gun shops, electricity, or the beach with their ocean, all those places are a playing ground for zombies (with free food). Convince your fellow human to run to the mountains (ideally a hotel over 2000 mts.) Zombies will have a hard time trying to catch you there, and if at the end they catch you, you can apply solution 1 combined to winter… just imagine a zombie trying to catch you with -15°C walking over a slippery floor while you have your automatic crossbow system (2) to fire at them on sight.

A perfect idea… unless they learn how to fly…